Ad Free & Boobs

I have decided to make my blog 100% non-profit. Apparently, you can make fairly good money off a blog. Because of my own hate for online advertising, mine will remain clean of the blight.

This brings up another issue that I have with computers... Well, more specifically the Internet. Inherently, viruses are pointless. Not many people would bother making them if they had nothing to truly gain. So, there are only so many objectives to them. One, obviously is to steal information via a key logger. Those, are well known. But the other, slightly more subtle point of them is to put out adds. Anyone who has an add pop-up virus knows just how annoying they are. However they actually do make the virus writer some money. The companies who pay him may not know that he gets his redirect hits from a virus. And maybe they don't care. They still get their name out. Almost anyone who is a somewhat regular computer user gets the pop-up viruses.

People claim to be "advanced" and have made themselves "immune". That's pure fiction. The only way to avoid the viruses for the entire life of your computer is to simply never do anything relating to the Internet on your computer.

'Nuff said. Short story, everyone who has a computer is boned.

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That's my second rant. I love sites like DeviantART, but most of the site is just girls and boobs. My gallery isn't the best, but if I had one topless girl in it, I would attract twice as many views. It's a matter where sex truly does sell, and I hate it because I lack the fat sacks to create original content. I like boobs, don't get me wrong, but the fact that people on the Internet blindly flock to the sight of them rather than pieces of work that take hours to construct from scratch is frustrating. I like creating works of art for the purpose of sharing it with others. I don't want attention per sey, but without other people enjoying what I do as much as I do, I somewhat lose interest in it.

With that said ladies, stop putting up pictures of your tits so my hard work can get viewed instead of your milk giving love pillows. Thank you.

--Another rant from the Blogging Gerbil
AKA Sean

First Entry

I've decided to go ahead and burn some of my massive amounts of downtime by creating a blog. There will be one of two outcomes for this. One, I'll pay far too much attention to it, or, I'll let it die quickly. Who knows.

What will be here when I do put up stuff? Random shit. That's it. There will be no theme, no direction, no sense of organization. Whatever interests me is what will end up here. I'm taking this blog as simply a place to put the most random thoughts and ideas ever known to man.

I guess I ought to start somewhere. I need a topic. Hm... Well, I guess I'll start with what I'm actually putting effort into. One of the greatest, and yet one of the most destructive an inadvertently frustrating inventions of man. Computers. There is no easy way to go about setting them up from a crash. Sometimes I wonder if the giants that are MAC and Windows even really care that a fair chunk of their consumer's lives are spent fixing the damned things.
A witty prick would just say it's my fault for downloading porn. But I debate, what is the Internet for if not porn? I honestly could not say. I would even venture to suggest that the Internet was created for only two things. Porn and Google. Everything else just seems to be extra.

If you look at how many Google searches there are each day your jaw would be likely to drop. Now, if you look at how many are porn, your ribs would collapse from laughing. So, from these two inventions also stem issues. My computer died. I had a naked cowboy holding a traffic cone saying, "You're Fucked" on my desktop. Trust me, I may be an interesting character in of myself, but I am most certainly not into that kind of stuff. So I had to do a fresh install of everything. I lost it all.

After two days of being metaphorically, ass raped by the inconvenience that is known as the Windows XP Operating System I am up and running.

But off the topic of that, I plan things for this blog. I'm working on a fancy, shiny ass banner and other what-nots for every one's enjoyment.

-- The Blogging Gerbil
AKA Sean