Saturday, February 28, 2009

First Entry

I've decided to go ahead and burn some of my massive amounts of downtime by creating a blog. There will be one of two outcomes for this. One, I'll pay far too much attention to it, or, I'll let it die quickly. Who knows.

What will be here when I do put up stuff? Random shit. That's it. There will be no theme, no direction, no sense of organization. Whatever interests me is what will end up here. I'm taking this blog as simply a place to put the most random thoughts and ideas ever known to man.

I guess I ought to start somewhere. I need a topic. Hm... Well, I guess I'll start with what I'm actually putting effort into. One of the greatest, and yet one of the most destructive an inadvertently frustrating inventions of man. Computers. There is no easy way to go about setting them up from a crash. Sometimes I wonder if the giants that are MAC and Windows even really care that a fair chunk of their consumer's lives are spent fixing the damned things.
A witty prick would just say it's my fault for downloading porn. But I debate, what is the Internet for if not porn? I honestly could not say. I would even venture to suggest that the Internet was created for only two things. Porn and Google. Everything else just seems to be extra.

If you look at how many Google searches there are each day your jaw would be likely to drop. Now, if you look at how many are porn, your ribs would collapse from laughing. So, from these two inventions also stem issues. My computer died. I had a naked cowboy holding a traffic cone saying, "You're Fucked" on my desktop. Trust me, I may be an interesting character in of myself, but I am most certainly not into that kind of stuff. So I had to do a fresh install of everything. I lost it all.

After two days of being metaphorically, ass raped by the inconvenience that is known as the Windows XP Operating System I am up and running.

But off the topic of that, I plan things for this blog. I'm working on a fancy, shiny ass banner and other what-nots for every one's enjoyment.

-- The Blogging Gerbil
AKA Sean

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